"They play Gears of War and laugh their asses off when they chainsaw an alien, and then proceed to do it over and over and over again, never getting tired of it. I swear I watch them play these modern games and it’s almost like… and this can’t possibly be true, but it’s almost like they’re having just as much fun as I had when I was their age.
It’s like the poor bastards don’t even know any better."

— 5 Ways to Tell You’re Getting Too Old for Video Games | Cracked.com